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Old 16th January 2010   #1
Bel-Shamharoth
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Anyone ever heard of these? Malbolge is a language deliberately designed to be as difficult to code in as possible. It took two years before the first functional Malbolge program was designed, and an additional eight before the first loop-based "99 bottles of beer" program appeared (and that wasn't written by a human being). Here's the source code of that, to give you an idea of what it looks like:

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Code:
v v0\1:\1:\0\0\!:p15-<     Bottles of Beer for Befunge
0 \ {befunge} >" ekaT">v   written by Brian Raiter, 5/97
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Piet is an image-based language, named for famous modernist painter Piet Mondriaan, whose paintings the language's source code resembles. I have absolutely no idea how this works. Here's one possible implementation of "99 bottles" in Piet.



Brainfuck contains all of eight characters. Everything else is regarded as a comment.

Code:
##########################
###
### Severely updated version!
### (now says "1 bottle" and
### contains no extra "0" verse)
###
##########################
### 99 Bottles of Beer ###
### coded in Brainfuck ###
### with explanations  ###
##########################
#
# This Bottles of Beer program
# was written by Andrew Paczkowski
# Coder Alias: thepacz
# three_halves_plus_one@yahoo.com
#####

>                            0 in the zeroth cell
+++++++>++++++++++[<+++++>-] 57 in the first cell or "9"
+++++++>++++++++++[<+++++>-] 57 in second cell or "9"
++++++++++                   10 in third cell
>+++++++++                    9 in fourth cell

##########################################
### create ASCII chars in higher cells ###
##########################################

>>++++++++[<++++>-]               " "
>++++++++++++++[<+++++++>-]        b
+>+++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]       o
++>+++++++++++++++++++[<++++++>-]  t
++>+++++++++++++++++++[<++++++>-]  t
>++++++++++++[<+++++++++>-]        l
+>++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]        e
+>+++++++++++++++++++[<++++++>-]   s
>++++++++[<++++>-]                " "
+>+++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]       o
++>++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]       f
>++++++++[<++++>-]                " "
>++++++++++++++[<+++++++>-]        b
+>++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]        e
+>++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]        e
>+++++++++++++++++++[<++++++>-]    r
>++++++++[<++++>-]                " "
+>+++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]       o
>+++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]        n
>++++++++[<++++>-]                " "
++>+++++++++++++++++++[<++++++>-]  t
++++>++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]     h
+>++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]        e
>++++++++[<++++>-]                " "
++>+++++++++++++[<+++++++++>-]     w
+>++++++++++++[<++++++++>-]        a
>++++++++++++[<+++++++++>-]        l
>++++++++++++[<+++++++++>-]        l
>+++++[<++>-]                      LF
++>+++++++++++++++++++[<++++++>-]  t
+>++++++++++++[<++++++++>-]        a
+++>+++++++++++++[<++++++++>-]     k
+>++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]        e
>++++++++[<++++>-]                " "
+>+++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]       o
>+++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]        n
+>++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]        e
>++++++++[<++++>-]                " "
>++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]         d
+>+++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]       o
++>+++++++++++++[<+++++++++>-]     w
>+++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]        n
>++++++++[<++++>-]                " "
+>++++++++++++[<++++++++>-]        a
>+++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]        n
>++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]         d
>++++++++[<++++>-]                " "
++>+++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]      p
+>++++++++++++[<++++++++>-]        a
+>+++++++++++++++++++[<++++++>-]   s
+>+++++++++++++++++++[<++++++>-]   s
>++++++++[<++++>-]                " "
+>+++++++++++++[<++++++++>-]       i
++>+++++++++++++++++++[<++++++>-]  t
>++++++++[<++++>-]                " "
+>++++++++++++[<++++++++>-]        a
>+++++++++++++++++++[<++++++>-]    r
+>+++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]       o
>+++++++++++++[<+++++++++>-]       u
>+++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]        n
>++++++++++[<++++++++++>-]         d
>+++++[<++>-]                      LF
+++++++++++++                      CR

[<]>>>>      go back to fourth cell

#################################
### initiate the display loop ###
#################################

[            loop
 <           back to cell 3
 [            loop
  [>]<<       go to last cell and back to LF
  ..          output 2 newlines
  [<]>        go to first cell

 ###################################
 #### begin display of characters###
 ###################################
 #
 #.>.>>>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>
 #X X     b o t t l e s   o f   b e e r  
 #.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.
 #o n   t h e   w a l l N
 #[<]>    go to first cell
 #.>.>>>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>>>>>>>>>>>>>.>
 #X X     b o t t l e s   o f   b e e r             N
 #.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>
 #t a k e   o n e   d o w n   a n d   p a s s   
 #.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.
 #i t   a r o u n d N
 #####

  [<]>>      go to cell 2
  -          subtract 1 from cell 2
  <          go to cell 1

 ########################
 ### display last line ##
 ########################
 #
 #.>.>>>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>
 #X X     b o t t l e s   o f   b e e r  
 #.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.
 #o n   t h e   w a l l
 #####

  [<]>>>-      go to cell 3/subtract 1
 ]            end loop when cell 3 is 0
 ++++++++++   add 10 to cell 3
 <++++++++++  back to cell 2/add 10
 <-           back to cell 1/subtract 1
 [>]<.        go to last line/carriage return
 [<]>         go to first line

########################
### correct last line ##
########################
#
#.>.>>>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>
#X X     b o t t l e s   o f   b e e r  
#.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.
#o n   t h e   w a l l
#####

 [<]>>>>-    go to cell 4/subtract 1
]           end loop when cell 4 is 0

##############################################################
### By this point verses 99\10 are displayed but to work   ###
### with the lower numbered verses in a more readable way  ###
### we initiate a new loop for verses 9{CODE} that will not    ###
### use the fourth cell at all                             ###
##############################################################

+           add 1 to cell four (to keep it non\zero)
<--         back to cell 3/subtract 2

[            loop
 [>]<<       go to last cell and back to LF
 ..          output 2 newlines
 [<]>        go to first cell

 ###################################
 #### begin display of characters###
 ###################################
 #
 #>.>>>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>
 # X     b o t t l e s   o f   b e e r  
 #.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.
 #o n   t h e   w a l l N
 #[<]>    go to first cell
 #>.>>>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>>>>>>>>>>>>>.>
 # X     b o t t l e s   o f   b e e r             N
 #.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>
 #t a k e   o n e   d o w n   a n d   p a s s   
 #.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.
 #i t   a r o u n d N
 #####

 [<]>>       go to cell 2
 -           subtract 1 from cell 2

 ########################
 ### display last line ##
 ########################
 #
 #.>>>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>
 #X     b o t t l e s   o f   b e e r  
 #.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.
 #o n   t h e   w a l l
 #####

 [<]>>>-     go to cell 3/subtract 1
]            end loop when cell 3 is 0
+            add 1 to cell 3 to keep it non\zero

[>]<.        go to last line/carriage return
[<]>         go to first line

########################
### correct last line ##
########################
#
#>.>>>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>
# X     b o t t l e    o f   b e e r  
#.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.<<<<.
#o n   t h e   w a l l
#####

[>]<<       go to last cell and back to LF
..          output 2 newlines
[<]>        go to first line

#########################
### the final verse    ##
#########################
#
#>.>>>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>
# X     b o t t l e    o f   b e e r  
#.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.
#o n   t h e   w a l l N
#[<]>        go to first cell
#>.>>>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>>>>>>>>>>>>>.>
# X     b o t t l e    o f   b e e r             N
#.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>
#t a k e   o n e   d o w n   a n d   p a s s   
#.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.
#i t   a r o u n d N
#[>]<        go to last line
#<<<.<<.<<<.
#   n  o    
#[<]>>>>     go to fourth cell
#>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>
#   b o t t l e s   o f   b e e r  
#.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.
#o n   t h e   w a l l N
#####fin##
In Whitespace, the only characters counted by the compiler are the space character, the tab character, and the line break. The source for Whitespace is here, although obviously it's not very readable.

Someone read too many Discworld novels and created Ook! (sorry, no wiki entry, but here's the official homepage).

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Along similar lines, there's Cow.

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Getting into the truly bizarre, we have Shakespeare. I tried to read the article and it didn't make any sense to me, so I gave up.

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Shakesbeer, by Jonas Sjöbergh, jsh@nada<dot>kth<dot>se.

Romeo, a man who curses men and likes women, while taking up some space.
Juliet, often the temporary affections of Romeo.
The Ghost,holds his liquor.
Hamlet, a man who is a bit jumpy.
Oberon, o.
Emilia, e.
Titus, t.
Ajax, n.
Angelo, a.
Shylock, s.
Lennox, l.
Bianca, b.
The Abbot of Westminster, w.
Desdemona, d.
Robin, r.
Capulet, ,.

		     Act I: Where the action is.

	      Scene I: Where the beginnings are located.

[Enter Hamlet and The Ghost]
Hamlet:
	Thou art as mighty as the sum of a proud rich trustworthy hero
	and a handsome Lord. Thou art as noble as the square of thyself.
	Thou art as rich as the difference between thyself and a plum.
The Ghost:
	Thou art as good as the difference between a Lord and a Lord.

	    Scene II: Where bottles of beer are displayed.

[Exeunt]
[Enter Hamlet and The Ghost]
	the Ghost: 
	Thou art as good as the sum of thyself and a Lord.
[Exeunt]
[Enter Romeo and the Ghost]
Romeo: 
	Open your heart.
	the Ghost:
	You are a fine brave gentle bold amazing Lord.
[Exit The Ghost]
[Enter Bianca]
Bianca:
	Speak your mind.
Romeo:
	Thou art as lovely as the sum of a charming handsome healthy
	lovely pretty noble angel and the sum of a sweet beautiful
	lovely fine sunny summer's day and a golden hair. Speak your mind.   
[Exit Bianca]
[Enter Oberon]
Romeo:
	Thou art as foul as the difference between the sum of a horrible
	disgusting rotten oozing blister and a toad and a cursed
	miserable dirty disgusting hairy 
	half-witted lying coward. 
	Speak your mind.
[Exit Oberon]
[Enter Titus]
Romeo:
	Thou art as foul as the difference between the sum of a horrible
	disgusting rotten blister and a dirty smelly toad and a cursed
	miserable dirty disgusting hairy half-witted lying coward. 
	Speak your mind. Speak your mind.
[Exit Titus]
[Enter Lennox]
Romeo:
	Thou art as foul as the difference between the sum of a horrible
	disgusting rotten oozing blister and a dirty smelly toad and a cursed
	miserable dirty disgusting hairy half-witted lying coward. 
	Speak your mind.
[Exit Lennox]
[Enter Emilia]
Romeo:
	Thou art as lovely as the sum of a charming handsome healthy
	lovely pretty noble angel and the sum of a sweet beautiful
	lovely fine sunny summer's day and the sum of a golden hair
	and the sum of a red rose and a flower. Speak your mind.
[Exit Emilia]
[Enter Shylock]
Romeo:
	Thou art as foul as the difference between the sum of a horrible
	disgusting rotten blister and a dirty smelly toad and the sum of
	a cursed miserable dirty disgusting hairy half-witted lying
	coward and a cow.
[Exit Romeo]
[Enter the Ghost]
	the Ghost:
	Am I as good as a plum?  If not, Speak your mind.
[Exit the Ghost]
[Enter Romeo]
Shylock:
	Speak your mind.
[Exit Shylock]
[Enter Oberon]
Romeo:
	Speak your mind.
[Exit Oberon]
[Enter Juliet]
Romeo:
	Thou art as lovely as the sum of a charming handsome healthy
	lovely pretty noble angel and the sum of a sweet beautiful
	lovely fine sunny summer's day and the sum of a golden hair
	and the sum of a red rose and a yellow flower. Speak your mind.   
Juliet:
	Speak your mind.
[Exit Juliet]
[Enter Bianca]
Romeo:
	Speak your mind.
[Exit Bianca]
[Enter Emilia]
Romeo:
	Speak your mind.
	Speak your mind.
[Exit Emilia]
[Enter Robin]
Romeo:
	Thou art as foul as the difference between the sum of a horrible
	disgusting rotten blister and a dirty smelly toad and the sum of
	a cursed miserable dirty disgusting hairy half-witted lying
	coward and a big cow. 
	Speak your mind.	
[Exit Robin]
[Enter Hamlet]
Hamlet:
	Am I as good as a Lord?
	If so, let us proceed to Scene III.
	Am I as good as a fine Lord?
	If so, let us proceed to Scene V.
	Let us proceed to Scene III.

	     Scene III: Where a wall enters the picture.

[Exeunt] 
[Enter Romeo and Oberon] 
Oberon:
	Speak your mind.
Romeo:
	Speak your mind.
[Exit Oberon]
[Enter Ajax]
Romeo:
	Thou art as foul as the difference between the sum of a horrible
	disgusting rotten oozing blister and a smelly toad and a cursed
	miserable dirty disgusting hairy half-witted lying
	coward. 	
	Speak your mind.
Ajax:
	Speak your mind.  
[Exit Ajax]
[Enter Titus]
Romeo:      
	Speak your mind.  
[Exit Titus]
[Enter Juliet]
Romeo:
	Thou art as lovely as the sum of a charming handsome healthy
	lovely pretty noble angel and the sum of a sweet beautiful
	lovely fine sunny summer's day and the sum of a beautiful golden
	hair and a lovely red rose. Speak your mind.    
[Exit Juliet]
[Enter Emilia]
Romeo:
	Speak your mind.
Emilia:
	Speak your mind.  
[Exit Emilia]
[Enter The Abbot of Westminster]
Romeo:
	Thou art as foul as the difference between the sum of a normal 
	furry little goat and the sum of a cow and a black hog and a
	horrid infected rotten oozing smelly stinking vile
	blister. Speak your mind. 
[Exit The Abbot of Westminster] 
[Enter Angelo]
Romeo:
	Thou art as foul as the difference between the sum of a disgusting
	fat miserable dirty smelly toad and a cow and a
	horrid infected rotten oozing smelly stinking vile
	blister. Speak your mind.
[Exit Angelo]
[Enter Lennox]
Romeo:
	Speak your mind. Speak your mind.
[Exit Lennox]
[Enter Capulet]
Romeo:
	Thou art as foul as the difference between a huge big cow and
	the sum of a cursed vile evil plague and a horrible huge hairy
	dirty smelly hog.
[Exit Romeo]
[Enter the Ghost]
	the Ghost:
	Am I worse than an animal?
	If so, let us proceed to Scene VI.
[Exeunt]
[Enter Hamlet and Capulet]
Hamlet: 
	Am I as good as a Lord?
	If so, speak your mind.
[Exit Capulet]
[Enter Romeo]
Hamlet:
	Am I as good as a son?
	If so, speak your mind.
	Am I as good as a brother?
	If so, let us return to Scene II.
[Exeunt]
[Enter Juliet and Capulet]
Capulet:
	Remember me. Recall my last remark.
[Exit Capulet]
[Enter Romeo]
Romeo:
	Thou art as fine as the sum of thyself and a red rose.
	Speak your mind.
	Let us return to Scene IV.

		     Scene IV: Where a line ends.

[Exeunt]
[Enter Romeo and Juliet]
Romeo:
	Thou art as lovely as the sum of a flower and the sum of a
	lovely red rose and a beautiful gentle sunny summer's
	day. Speak your mind.

	Thou art as cute as the difference between yourself and the sum of a
	furry cat and an animal. Speak your mind.
[Exeunt]
[Enter Hamlet and The Ghost]
The Ghost:
	Thou art as good as the difference between thyself and thyself.
	Let us return to Scene II.

	      Scene V: Where bottles are passed around.

[Exeunt]
[Enter Juliet and Capulet]
Capulet:
	Remember me. Recall that I always tell you to do so.
[Exit Capulet]
[Enter Romeo]
Romeo:
	Thou art as lovely as the sum of thyself and a gentle summer's
	day. Speak your mind.

	Thou art as lovely as the sum of a rose and the sum of a
	lovely gentle summer's day and a beautiful fine yellow
	flower. Speak your mind. 

	Thou art as cute as the difference between yourself and the sum of a
	small animal and a daughter. Speak your mind.
[Exit Juliet]
[Enter Titus]
Romeo:
	Thou art as foul as the sum of thyself and a foul smelly
	oozing evil red blister. Speak your mind.

	Thou art as foul as the difference between thyself and a foul smelly
	oozing evil red blister.
[Exit Titus]
[Enter Angelo]
Romeo:
	Speak your mind.
[Exit Angelo]
[Enter Juliet]
Romeo:
	Thou art as lovely as the sum of a charming handsome healthy
	lovely pretty noble angel and the sum of a sweet beautiful
	lovely fine sunny summer's day and the sum of a fair warm golden
	hair and the sum of a little animal and a cat. Speak your mind.    
[Exit Juliet]
[Enter Emilia]
Romeo:
	Speak your mind.
Emilia:
	Speak your mind.
[Exit Emilia]
[Enter Oberon]
Romeo:
	Speak your mind.
[Exit Oberon]
[Enter Ajax]
Romeo:
	Speak your mind.
[Exit Ajax]
[Enter Emilia]
Romeo:
	Speak your mind.
Emilia:
	Speak your mind.
[Exit Emilia]
[Enter Desdemona]
Romeo:
	Thou art as lovely as the sum of a charming handsome healthy
	lovely pretty noble angel and the sum of a sweet beautiful
	lovely fine sunny summer's day and a fair golden hair. Speak
	your mind.
[Exit Desdemona]
[Enter Oberon]
Romeo:
	Speak your mind.
[Exit Oberon]
[Enter The Abbot of Westminster]
Romeo:
	Speak your mind.
[Exit The Abbot of Westminster]
[Enter Ajax]
Romeo:
	Speak your mind.
[Exit Ajax]
[Enter Capulet]
Romeo:
	Speak your mind.
Capulet:
	Speak your mind.
[Exit Capulet]
[Enter Juliet]	
Romeo:
	Thou art as lovely as the sum of a charming handsome healthy
	lovely pretty noble angel and the sum of a sweet beautiful
	lovely fine sunny summer's day and the sum of a fair fine
	golden hair and a beautiful little red rose. Speak your mind. 
[Exit Juliet]
[Enter Angelo]
Romeo:
	Speak your mind.
[Exit Angelo]
[Enter Shylock]
Romeo:
	Speak your mind.
	Speak your mind.
Shylock:
	Speak your mind.
[Exit Shylock]
[Enter Juliet]
Romeo:
	Thou art as lovely as the sum of a charming handsome healthy
	lovely pretty noble angel and the sum of a sweet beautiful
	lovely fine sunny summer's day and the sum of a fair fine
	golden hair and a rose. Speak your mind. 
[Exit Juliet]
[Enter Titus]
Romeo:
	Speak your mind.
Titus:
	Speak your mind.
[Exit Titus]
[Enter Angelo]
Romeo:
	Speak your mind.
[Exit Angelo]
[Enter Robin]
Romeo:
	Speak your mind.
[Exit Robin]
[Enter Oberon]
Romeo:
	Speak your mind.
[Exit Oberon]
[Enter Juliet]
Romeo:
	Thou art as lovely as the sum of a charming handsome healthy
	lovely pretty noble angel and the sum of a sweet beautiful
	lovely fine sunny summer's day and the sum of a fair fine
	golden hair and the sum of a beautiful little red rose and the
	sum of a little furry cat and an animal. Speak your mind.
[Exit Juliet]
[Enter Ajax]
Romeo:
	Speak your mind.
[Exit Ajax]
[Enter Desdemona]
Romeo:
	Speak your mind.
[Exit Desdemona]
[Enter Capulet]
Romeo:
	Speak your mind.
Capulet:
	Speak your mind.
[Exeunt]
[Enter Hamlet and The Ghost]
Hamlet:
	Thou art as rich as the difference between thyself and a plum.
The Ghost:
	Let us return to Scene II.

			  Scene VI: The End.

[Exeunt]
[Enter Capulet and Juliet]
Capulet: 
	Remember me. Recall the last time we met.
[Exit Capulet]
[Enter Romeo]
Romeo:
	Thou art as pretty as the sum of thyself and a
	furry animal. Speak your mind.

	Thou art as lovely as the sum of a flower and the sum of a
	lovely red rose and a beautiful gentle sunny summer's
	day. Speak your mind.

	Thou art as cute as the difference between yourself and the sum of a
	furry cat and an animal. Speak your mind.
[Exeunt]
Then, of course, there's LOLCODE, which I think should be self-explanatory.

Code:
BTW LOLCODE version of 99 Bottles of beer
BTW By Mike Gogulski (http://www.gogulski.com/) 13 July 2007
BTW LOLCODE is a programming language by and for lolcats
BTW http://www.lolcode.com/
BTW
BTW Tested with:
BTW   sjlol version 1.1 for lolcode 1.0
BTW     Win32 binary: http://www.rit.edu/~sjl7678/sjlol.zip
BTW     Home: http://lolcode.com/implementations/sjlol 
BTW     Online interpreter: http://wealhtheow.rh.rit.edu:8080/index
BTW       (Doesn't work with comments, so delete all "BTW" lines)
BTW
BTW Save as 99BOTTLZ.LOL, start with "sjlol 99bottlz.lol"
BTW
BTW LOLCATZ CNT SPEL 2 GUD
BTW
HAI
    VISIBLE "O HAI! IM IN UR BEERZ!"
    I HAS A VAR
    LOL VAR R 99
    IM IN YR LOOP
        VISIBLE VAR!
        VISIBLE " BOTTLZ OF BEER N TEH WALL, "!
        VISIBLE VAR!
        VISIBLE " BOTTLZ OF BEER!"
        VISIBLE "TAKE 1 DWN, PAS IT AROUN, "!
        NERFZ VAR!!
        IZ VAR LIEK 0?
            YARLY
                VISIBLE "NO MOAR"!
            NOWAI
                VISIBLE VAR!
        KTHX
        VISIBLE " BOTTLZ OF BEER N TEH WALL!"
        IZ VAR LIEK 0?
            GTFO
        KTHX
    KTHX
    VISIBLE "GIEV MOAR PLZ! KTHXBAI!"
KTHXBYE
I haven't slept much lately so I'm probably finding these all far more amusing than I ought to, but I figured other people here, especially Yop, might be amused by some of it. That's all.
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I'm so sick of arming the world and then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries then we go and blow the shit out of 'em. We're like the bullies of the world, you know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheep herder's feet: "Pick it up." "I don't wanna pick it up mister, you'll shoot me." "Pick up the gun." "Mister, I don't want no trouble, huh. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, mister." "Pick up the gun." Boom, boom. "You all saw him. He had a gun."

moar I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. "I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs." "I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking." "Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!" "Shut up! Go back to bed, America! Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. By the way, keep drinking beer, you fucking morons."

All governments are liars and murderers. Go back to bed, America! Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America! Your government is in control again. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up! Go back to bed, America! Here is American Gladiators; here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom! Here you go, America: You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!

The Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like...every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make.

I have this feeling man, 'cause you know, it's just a handful of people who run everything, you know... that's true, it's provable. It's not... I'm not a fucking conspiracy nut; it's provable. A handful, a very small elite, run and own these corporations, which include the mainstream media. I have this feeling that whoever is elected president, like Clinton was, no matter what you promise on the campaign trail – blah, blah, blah – when you win, you go into this smoke-filled room with the twelve industrialist capitalist scumfucks who got you in there. And you're in this smoky room, and this little film screen comes down, and a big guy with a cigar goes, "Roll the film." And it's a shot of the Kennedy assassination from an angle you've never seen before that looks suspiciously like it's from the grassy knoll. And then the screen goes up and the lights come up, and they go to the new president, "Any questions?" "Er, just what my agenda is." "First we bomb Baghdad." "You got it..."

I thought the whole thing was an absolute disaster and a débâcle. And if any of you had been watching public access and seen the footage which was not shown on any major news media source... of the tanks, Bradley tanks shooting fire into the compound. Which I think went against the party line story, which was that they shot tear gas in order to help the mothers and the children to get out to convince 'em. While they're destroying the compound, they're getting mom and children out, you see. The soft sell is definitely the FBI's way. And anyway, so the major news said that the Branch Davidians started the fire, if I'm not mistaken. Correct me when I go off the story here. All they did was shoot in tear gas? And yet I've seen with my own eyes, and my squeegeed third eye, footage of a Bradley tank shooting fire into the compound, which... isn't that odd that no major news source has picked up on that? You think that's newsworthy? 'Cause that basically means that the government, from the FBI, the ATF, up to Janet Reno, including Clinton, are, um... liars and murderers. Hahahahaha. And wait, there's more. I mean the implications are vast. You know, if the ATF and FBI had any honour, if there was any honour left or dignity on this planet, they would commit hara kiri, while first admitting what they've done, and they'd kill themselves. Because they are liars and murderers. "Oh, we had to bust the compound down 'cause we heard child molestation was going on." Yeah, if that's true, how come we don't see Bradley tanks knocking down Catholic churches? I'm talking if child molestation is actually your concern. "Well there was a methamphetamine lab on the..." No there wasn't.... They don't want the voice of reason spoken, folks, 'cause otherwise we'd be free. Otherwise, we wouldn't believe their fucking horseshit lies, nor the fucking propaganda machine of the mainstream media and buy their horseshit products that we don't fucking need and become a third world consumer fucking plantation, which is what we're becoming. Fuck them! They are liars and murderers. All governments are liars and murderers, and I am now Jesus, and this is MY compound.

The world is like a ride at an amusement park. It goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "hey - don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride..." And we... kill those people. Ha ha. "Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. Jesus murdered; Martin Luther King mudered; Malcolm X murdered; Gandhi murdered; John Lennon murdered; Reagan... wounded. But it doesn't matter because: It's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. Thank you; you've been great.
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I actually hadn't heard of most of these (lolcode and brainfuck aside). For now, I'll stick to the programming languages I know (and that make sense), .
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I don't blame you for sticking to sensible programming languages, but code for many of these languages is either lolworthy or intriguing. I'm probably going to seek out moar examples wicba.
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I'm so sick of arming the world and then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries then we go and blow the shit out of 'em. We're like the bullies of the world, you know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheep herder's feet: "Pick it up." "I don't wanna pick it up mister, you'll shoot me." "Pick up the gun." "Mister, I don't want no trouble, huh. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, mister." "Pick up the gun." Boom, boom. "You all saw him. He had a gun."

moar I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. "I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs." "I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking." "Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!" "Shut up! Go back to bed, America! Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. By the way, keep drinking beer, you fucking morons."

All governments are liars and murderers. Go back to bed, America! Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America! Your government is in control again. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up! Go back to bed, America! Here is American Gladiators; here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom! Here you go, America: You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!

The Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like...every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make.

I have this feeling man, 'cause you know, it's just a handful of people who run everything, you know... that's true, it's provable. It's not... I'm not a fucking conspiracy nut; it's provable. A handful, a very small elite, run and own these corporations, which include the mainstream media. I have this feeling that whoever is elected president, like Clinton was, no matter what you promise on the campaign trail – blah, blah, blah – when you win, you go into this smoke-filled room with the twelve industrialist capitalist scumfucks who got you in there. And you're in this smoky room, and this little film screen comes down, and a big guy with a cigar goes, "Roll the film." And it's a shot of the Kennedy assassination from an angle you've never seen before that looks suspiciously like it's from the grassy knoll. And then the screen goes up and the lights come up, and they go to the new president, "Any questions?" "Er, just what my agenda is." "First we bomb Baghdad." "You got it..."

I thought the whole thing was an absolute disaster and a débâcle. And if any of you had been watching public access and seen the footage which was not shown on any major news media source... of the tanks, Bradley tanks shooting fire into the compound. Which I think went against the party line story, which was that they shot tear gas in order to help the mothers and the children to get out to convince 'em. While they're destroying the compound, they're getting mom and children out, you see. The soft sell is definitely the FBI's way. And anyway, so the major news said that the Branch Davidians started the fire, if I'm not mistaken. Correct me when I go off the story here. All they did was shoot in tear gas? And yet I've seen with my own eyes, and my squeegeed third eye, footage of a Bradley tank shooting fire into the compound, which... isn't that odd that no major news source has picked up on that? You think that's newsworthy? 'Cause that basically means that the government, from the FBI, the ATF, up to Janet Reno, including Clinton, are, um... liars and murderers. Hahahahaha. And wait, there's more. I mean the implications are vast. You know, if the ATF and FBI had any honour, if there was any honour left or dignity on this planet, they would commit hara kiri, while first admitting what they've done, and they'd kill themselves. Because they are liars and murderers. "Oh, we had to bust the compound down 'cause we heard child molestation was going on." Yeah, if that's true, how come we don't see Bradley tanks knocking down Catholic churches? I'm talking if child molestation is actually your concern. "Well there was a methamphetamine lab on the..." No there wasn't.... They don't want the voice of reason spoken, folks, 'cause otherwise we'd be free. Otherwise, we wouldn't believe their fucking horseshit lies, nor the fucking propaganda machine of the mainstream media and buy their horseshit products that we don't fucking need and become a third world consumer fucking plantation, which is what we're becoming. Fuck them! They are liars and murderers. All governments are liars and murderers, and I am now Jesus, and this is MY compound.

The world is like a ride at an amusement park. It goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "hey - don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride..." And we... kill those people. Ha ha. "Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. Jesus murdered; Martin Luther King mudered; Malcolm X murdered; Gandhi murdered; John Lennon murdered; Reagan... wounded. But it doesn't matter because: It's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. Thank you; you've been great.
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99 Bottles of Beer brewed on malted barley hops and assorted adjuncts.

By Rune Berge. Written in Chef (http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/chef.html). 
This recipe utilizes three sous-chefs to help prepare the barley, hops and adjuncts. Sous-chefs,
however, are notoriously slow working, so be patient and don't give up if it takes a while before
any beer is produced.

Ingredients.
99 kg barley
0 g malt extract
1 kg sugar
111 ml ale yeast
78 ml lager yeast
1 tablespoon mixture
32 ml wild yeasts
10 l water

Method.
Put malt extract into the 2nd mixing bowl.
Mash the barley.	
Put water into the 1st mixing bowl.
Serve with hops.
Serve with malted barley.
Boil the malt extract.
Put malt extract into the 1st mixing bowl.
Set aside.
Stir until boiled.
Ferment the mixture.
Put ale yeast into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put lager yeast into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put wild yeasts into the 1st mixing bowl.
Condition the mixture until fermented.
Add sugar into the 2nd mixing bowl.
Fold malt extract into the 2nd mixing bowl.
Serve with adjuncts.
Put malt extract into the 2nd mixing bowl.
Serve with malted barley.
Put malt extract into the 1st mixing bowl.
Serve with hops.
Serve with malted barley.
Put malt extract into the 1st mixing bowl.
Mash the barley until mashed.
Pour contents of the 1st mixing bowl into the baking dish.

Serves 1.


Malted barley.

Ingredients.
98 ml lager malt
111 ml pale ale malt
116 ml wheat malt
108 ml rye malt
101 ml victory malt
115 ml Munich malt
102 ml Vienna malt
114 ml Dextrin malt
32 l water
1 kg barley

Method.
Remove barley from the 2nd mixing bowl.
Fold barley into the 2nd mixing bowl.
Clean 1st mixing bowl.
Put Dextrin malt into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put victory malt into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put victory malt into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put lager malt into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put water into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put Vienna malt into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put pale ale malt into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put water into the 1st mixing bowl.
Kiln the barley.
Put Munich malt into the 1st mixing bowl.
Set aside.
Dry the barley until kilned.
Put victory malt into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put rye malt into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put wheat malt into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put wheat malt into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put pale ale malt into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put lager malt into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put water into the 1st mixing bowl.


Hops.

Ingredients.
10 l water
111 ml Tettnanger
116 ml Spalter
108 ml Hallertauer Mittelfrueh
101 ml Fuggle
110 ml Golding
104 ml Hersbruck
119 ml Styrian
97 ml sugar
32 ml Saaz

Method.
Clean 1st mixing bowl.
Put water into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put Hallertauer Mittelfrueh into the 1st mixing bowl. 
Put Hallertauer Mittelfrueh into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put sugar into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put Styrian into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put Saaz into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put Fuggle into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put Hersbruck into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put Spalter into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put Saaz into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put Golding into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put Tettnanger into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put Saaz into the 1st mixing bowl.


Adjuncts.

Ingredients.
10 l water
111 ml brown sugar
116 ml corn
101 ml rice
115 ml oats
114 ml apple juice
110 ml black berries
119 ml grape juice
97 ml prune extract
84 ml mango
107 ml red currants
100 ml wild berries
112 ml smashed bananas
105 ml wheat
117 ml rye
32 ml honey

Method.
Clean 1st mixing bowl.
Put water into the 1st mixing bowl. 
Put wild berries into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put black berries into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put rye into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put brown sugar into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put apple juice into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put prune extract into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put honey into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put corn into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put wheat into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put honey into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put oats into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put oats into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put prune extract into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put smashed bananas into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put honey into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put wild berries into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put black berries into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put prune extract into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put honey into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put black berries into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put grape juice into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put brown sugar into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put wild berries into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put honey into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put rice into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put black berries into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put brown sugar into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put honey into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put rice into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put red currants into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put prune extract into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put mango into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put honey into the 1st mixing bowl.
Put water into the 1st mixing bowl.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The late prophet Bill Hicks
I'm so sick of arming the world and then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries then we go and blow the shit out of 'em. We're like the bullies of the world, you know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheep herder's feet: "Pick it up." "I don't wanna pick it up mister, you'll shoot me." "Pick up the gun." "Mister, I don't want no trouble, huh. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, mister." "Pick up the gun." Boom, boom. "You all saw him. He had a gun."

moar I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. "I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs." "I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking." "Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!" "Shut up! Go back to bed, America! Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. By the way, keep drinking beer, you fucking morons."

All governments are liars and murderers. Go back to bed, America! Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America! Your government is in control again. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up! Go back to bed, America! Here is American Gladiators; here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom! Here you go, America: You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!

The Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like...every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make.

I have this feeling man, 'cause you know, it's just a handful of people who run everything, you know... that's true, it's provable. It's not... I'm not a fucking conspiracy nut; it's provable. A handful, a very small elite, run and own these corporations, which include the mainstream media. I have this feeling that whoever is elected president, like Clinton was, no matter what you promise on the campaign trail – blah, blah, blah – when you win, you go into this smoke-filled room with the twelve industrialist capitalist scumfucks who got you in there. And you're in this smoky room, and this little film screen comes down, and a big guy with a cigar goes, "Roll the film." And it's a shot of the Kennedy assassination from an angle you've never seen before that looks suspiciously like it's from the grassy knoll. And then the screen goes up and the lights come up, and they go to the new president, "Any questions?" "Er, just what my agenda is." "First we bomb Baghdad." "You got it..."

I thought the whole thing was an absolute disaster and a débâcle. And if any of you had been watching public access and seen the footage which was not shown on any major news media source... of the tanks, Bradley tanks shooting fire into the compound. Which I think went against the party line story, which was that they shot tear gas in order to help the mothers and the children to get out to convince 'em. While they're destroying the compound, they're getting mom and children out, you see. The soft sell is definitely the FBI's way. And anyway, so the major news said that the Branch Davidians started the fire, if I'm not mistaken. Correct me when I go off the story here. All they did was shoot in tear gas? And yet I've seen with my own eyes, and my squeegeed third eye, footage of a Bradley tank shooting fire into the compound, which... isn't that odd that no major news source has picked up on that? You think that's newsworthy? 'Cause that basically means that the government, from the FBI, the ATF, up to Janet Reno, including Clinton, are, um... liars and murderers. Hahahahaha. And wait, there's more. I mean the implications are vast. You know, if the ATF and FBI had any honour, if there was any honour left or dignity on this planet, they would commit hara kiri, while first admitting what they've done, and they'd kill themselves. Because they are liars and murderers. "Oh, we had to bust the compound down 'cause we heard child molestation was going on." Yeah, if that's true, how come we don't see Bradley tanks knocking down Catholic churches? I'm talking if child molestation is actually your concern. "Well there was a methamphetamine lab on the..." No there wasn't.... They don't want the voice of reason spoken, folks, 'cause otherwise we'd be free. Otherwise, we wouldn't believe their fucking horseshit lies, nor the fucking propaganda machine of the mainstream media and buy their horseshit products that we don't fucking need and become a third world consumer fucking plantation, which is what we're becoming. Fuck them! They are liars and murderers. All governments are liars and murderers, and I am now Jesus, and this is MY compound.

The world is like a ride at an amusement park. It goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "hey - don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride..." And we... kill those people. Ha ha. "Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. Jesus murdered; Martin Luther King mudered; Malcolm X murdered; Gandhi murdered; John Lennon murdered; Reagan... wounded. But it doesn't matter because: It's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. Thank you; you've been great.
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__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by The late prophet Bill Hicks
I'm so sick of arming the world and then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries then we go and blow the shit out of 'em. We're like the bullies of the world, you know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheep herder's feet: "Pick it up." "I don't wanna pick it up mister, you'll shoot me." "Pick up the gun." "Mister, I don't want no trouble, huh. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, mister." "Pick up the gun." Boom, boom. "You all saw him. He had a gun."

moar I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. "I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs." "I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking." "Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!" "Shut up! Go back to bed, America! Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. By the way, keep drinking beer, you fucking morons."

All governments are liars and murderers. Go back to bed, America! Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America! Your government is in control again. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up! Go back to bed, America! Here is American Gladiators; here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom! Here you go, America: You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!

The Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like...every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make.

I have this feeling man, 'cause you know, it's just a handful of people who run everything, you know... that's true, it's provable. It's not... I'm not a fucking conspiracy nut; it's provable. A handful, a very small elite, run and own these corporations, which include the mainstream media. I have this feeling that whoever is elected president, like Clinton was, no matter what you promise on the campaign trail – blah, blah, blah – when you win, you go into this smoke-filled room with the twelve industrialist capitalist scumfucks who got you in there. And you're in this smoky room, and this little film screen comes down, and a big guy with a cigar goes, "Roll the film." And it's a shot of the Kennedy assassination from an angle you've never seen before that looks suspiciously like it's from the grassy knoll. And then the screen goes up and the lights come up, and they go to the new president, "Any questions?" "Er, just what my agenda is." "First we bomb Baghdad." "You got it..."

I thought the whole thing was an absolute disaster and a débâcle. And if any of you had been watching public access and seen the footage which was not shown on any major news media source... of the tanks, Bradley tanks shooting fire into the compound. Which I think went against the party line story, which was that they shot tear gas in order to help the mothers and the children to get out to convince 'em. While they're destroying the compound, they're getting mom and children out, you see. The soft sell is definitely the FBI's way. And anyway, so the major news said that the Branch Davidians started the fire, if I'm not mistaken. Correct me when I go off the story here. All they did was shoot in tear gas? And yet I've seen with my own eyes, and my squeegeed third eye, footage of a Bradley tank shooting fire into the compound, which... isn't that odd that no major news source has picked up on that? You think that's newsworthy? 'Cause that basically means that the government, from the FBI, the ATF, up to Janet Reno, including Clinton, are, um... liars and murderers. Hahahahaha. And wait, there's more. I mean the implications are vast. You know, if the ATF and FBI had any honour, if there was any honour left or dignity on this planet, they would commit hara kiri, while first admitting what they've done, and they'd kill themselves. Because they are liars and murderers. "Oh, we had to bust the compound down 'cause we heard child molestation was going on." Yeah, if that's true, how come we don't see Bradley tanks knocking down Catholic churches? I'm talking if child molestation is actually your concern. "Well there was a methamphetamine lab on the..." No there wasn't.... They don't want the voice of reason spoken, folks, 'cause otherwise we'd be free. Otherwise, we wouldn't believe their fucking horseshit lies, nor the fucking propaganda machine of the mainstream media and buy their horseshit products that we don't fucking need and become a third world consumer fucking plantation, which is what we're becoming. Fuck them! They are liars and murderers. All governments are liars and murderers, and I am now Jesus, and this is MY compound.

The world is like a ride at an amusement park. It goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "hey - don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride..." And we... kill those people. Ha ha. "Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. Jesus murdered; Martin Luther King mudered; Malcolm X murdered; Gandhi murdered; John Lennon murdered; Reagan... wounded. But it doesn't matter because: It's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. Thank you; you've been great.
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I'll stick with languages like Perl, much more readable.

Code:
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I mean, it's obvious this does the same thing as the code you poasted.

more readable, this C code prints itself.

Code:
 char*f="char*f=%c%s%c;main()
     {printf(f,34,f,34,10);}%c";
     main(){printf(f,34,f,34,10);}
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Quines are awesome. I need to find a site with quines in various languages like 99-bottles-of-beer.net.

also that beer bottles code is leet. Is that a real program?
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I'm so sick of arming the world and then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries then we go and blow the shit out of 'em. We're like the bullies of the world, you know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheep herder's feet: "Pick it up." "I don't wanna pick it up mister, you'll shoot me." "Pick up the gun." "Mister, I don't want no trouble, huh. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, mister." "Pick up the gun." Boom, boom. "You all saw him. He had a gun."

moar I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. "I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs." "I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking." "Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!" "Shut up! Go back to bed, America! Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. By the way, keep drinking beer, you fucking morons."

All governments are liars and murderers. Go back to bed, America! Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America! Your government is in control again. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up! Go back to bed, America! Here is American Gladiators; here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom! Here you go, America: You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!

The Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like...every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make.

I have this feeling man, 'cause you know, it's just a handful of people who run everything, you know... that's true, it's provable. It's not... I'm not a fucking conspiracy nut; it's provable. A handful, a very small elite, run and own these corporations, which include the mainstream media. I have this feeling that whoever is elected president, like Clinton was, no matter what you promise on the campaign trail – blah, blah, blah – when you win, you go into this smoke-filled room with the twelve industrialist capitalist scumfucks who got you in there. And you're in this smoky room, and this little film screen comes down, and a big guy with a cigar goes, "Roll the film." And it's a shot of the Kennedy assassination from an angle you've never seen before that looks suspiciously like it's from the grassy knoll. And then the screen goes up and the lights come up, and they go to the new president, "Any questions?" "Er, just what my agenda is." "First we bomb Baghdad." "You got it..."

I thought the whole thing was an absolute disaster and a débâcle. And if any of you had been watching public access and seen the footage which was not shown on any major news media source... of the tanks, Bradley tanks shooting fire into the compound. Which I think went against the party line story, which was that they shot tear gas in order to help the mothers and the children to get out to convince 'em. While they're destroying the compound, they're getting mom and children out, you see. The soft sell is definitely the FBI's way. And anyway, so the major news said that the Branch Davidians started the fire, if I'm not mistaken. Correct me when I go off the story here. All they did was shoot in tear gas? And yet I've seen with my own eyes, and my squeegeed third eye, footage of a Bradley tank shooting fire into the compound, which... isn't that odd that no major news source has picked up on that? You think that's newsworthy? 'Cause that basically means that the government, from the FBI, the ATF, up to Janet Reno, including Clinton, are, um... liars and murderers. Hahahahaha. And wait, there's more. I mean the implications are vast. You know, if the ATF and FBI had any honour, if there was any honour left or dignity on this planet, they would commit hara kiri, while first admitting what they've done, and they'd kill themselves. Because they are liars and murderers. "Oh, we had to bust the compound down 'cause we heard child molestation was going on." Yeah, if that's true, how come we don't see Bradley tanks knocking down Catholic churches? I'm talking if child molestation is actually your concern. "Well there was a methamphetamine lab on the..." No there wasn't.... They don't want the voice of reason spoken, folks, 'cause otherwise we'd be free. Otherwise, we wouldn't believe their fucking horseshit lies, nor the fucking propaganda machine of the mainstream media and buy their horseshit products that we don't fucking need and become a third world consumer fucking plantation, which is what we're becoming. Fuck them! They are liars and murderers. All governments are liars and murderers, and I am now Jesus, and this is MY compound.

The world is like a ride at an amusement park. It goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "hey - don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride..." And we... kill those people. Ha ha. "Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. Jesus murdered; Martin Luther King mudered; Malcolm X murdered; Gandhi murdered; John Lennon murdered; Reagan... wounded. But it doesn't matter because: It's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. Thank you; you've been great.
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Game of Life in Brainfuck

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                            Linus Akesson presents:
                   The Game Of Life implemented in Brainfuck

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Quote:
Originally Posted by The late prophet Bill Hicks
I'm so sick of arming the world and then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries then we go and blow the shit out of 'em. We're like the bullies of the world, you know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheep herder's feet: "Pick it up." "I don't wanna pick it up mister, you'll shoot me." "Pick up the gun." "Mister, I don't want no trouble, huh. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, mister." "Pick up the gun." Boom, boom. "You all saw him. He had a gun."

moar I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. "I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs." "I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking." "Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!" "Shut up! Go back to bed, America! Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. By the way, keep drinking beer, you fucking morons."

All governments are liars and murderers. Go back to bed, America! Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America! Your government is in control again. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up! Go back to bed, America! Here is American Gladiators; here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom! Here you go, America: You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!

The Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like...every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make.

I have this feeling man, 'cause you know, it's just a handful of people who run everything, you know... that's true, it's provable. It's not... I'm not a fucking conspiracy nut; it's provable. A handful, a very small elite, run and own these corporations, which include the mainstream media. I have this feeling that whoever is elected president, like Clinton was, no matter what you promise on the campaign trail – blah, blah, blah – when you win, you go into this smoke-filled room with the twelve industrialist capitalist scumfucks who got you in there. And you're in this smoky room, and this little film screen comes down, and a big guy with a cigar goes, "Roll the film." And it's a shot of the Kennedy assassination from an angle you've never seen before that looks suspiciously like it's from the grassy knoll. And then the screen goes up and the lights come up, and they go to the new president, "Any questions?" "Er, just what my agenda is." "First we bomb Baghdad." "You got it..."

I thought the whole thing was an absolute disaster and a débâcle. And if any of you had been watching public access and seen the footage which was not shown on any major news media source... of the tanks, Bradley tanks shooting fire into the compound. Which I think went against the party line story, which was that they shot tear gas in order to help the mothers and the children to get out to convince 'em. While they're destroying the compound, they're getting mom and children out, you see. The soft sell is definitely the FBI's way. And anyway, so the major news said that the Branch Davidians started the fire, if I'm not mistaken. Correct me when I go off the story here. All they did was shoot in tear gas? And yet I've seen with my own eyes, and my squeegeed third eye, footage of a Bradley tank shooting fire into the compound, which... isn't that odd that no major news source has picked up on that? You think that's newsworthy? 'Cause that basically means that the government, from the FBI, the ATF, up to Janet Reno, including Clinton, are, um... liars and murderers. Hahahahaha. And wait, there's more. I mean the implications are vast. You know, if the ATF and FBI had any honour, if there was any honour left or dignity on this planet, they would commit hara kiri, while first admitting what they've done, and they'd kill themselves. Because they are liars and murderers. "Oh, we had to bust the compound down 'cause we heard child molestation was going on." Yeah, if that's true, how come we don't see Bradley tanks knocking down Catholic churches? I'm talking if child molestation is actually your concern. "Well there was a methamphetamine lab on the..." No there wasn't.... They don't want the voice of reason spoken, folks, 'cause otherwise we'd be free. Otherwise, we wouldn't believe their fucking horseshit lies, nor the fucking propaganda machine of the mainstream media and buy their horseshit products that we don't fucking need and become a third world consumer fucking plantation, which is what we're becoming. Fuck them! They are liars and murderers. All governments are liars and murderers, and I am now Jesus, and this is MY compound.

The world is like a ride at an amusement park. It goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "hey - don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride..." And we... kill those people. Ha ha. "Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. Jesus murdered; Martin Luther King mudered; Malcolm X murdered; Gandhi murdered; John Lennon murdered; Reagan... wounded. But it doesn't matter because: It's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. Thank you; you've been great.
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Here are a few of several possible quine programs in brainfuck

Code:
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note that I added line breaks to the last one to avoid table stretching.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The late prophet Bill Hicks
I'm so sick of arming the world and then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries then we go and blow the shit out of 'em. We're like the bullies of the world, you know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheep herder's feet: "Pick it up." "I don't wanna pick it up mister, you'll shoot me." "Pick up the gun." "Mister, I don't want no trouble, huh. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, mister." "Pick up the gun." Boom, boom. "You all saw him. He had a gun."

moar I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. "I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs." "I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking." "Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!" "Shut up! Go back to bed, America! Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. By the way, keep drinking beer, you fucking morons."

All governments are liars and murderers. Go back to bed, America! Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America! Your government is in control again. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up! Go back to bed, America! Here is American Gladiators; here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom! Here you go, America: You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!

The Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like...every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make.

I have this feeling man, 'cause you know, it's just a handful of people who run everything, you know... that's true, it's provable. It's not... I'm not a fucking conspiracy nut; it's provable. A handful, a very small elite, run and own these corporations, which include the mainstream media. I have this feeling that whoever is elected president, like Clinton was, no matter what you promise on the campaign trail – blah, blah, blah – when you win, you go into this smoke-filled room with the twelve industrialist capitalist scumfucks who got you in there. And you're in this smoky room, and this little film screen comes down, and a big guy with a cigar goes, "Roll the film." And it's a shot of the Kennedy assassination from an angle you've never seen before that looks suspiciously like it's from the grassy knoll. And then the screen goes up and the lights come up, and they go to the new president, "Any questions?" "Er, just what my agenda is." "First we bomb Baghdad." "You got it..."

I thought the whole thing was an absolute disaster and a débâcle. And if any of you had been watching public access and seen the footage which was not shown on any major news media source... of the tanks, Bradley tanks shooting fire into the compound. Which I think went against the party line story, which was that they shot tear gas in order to help the mothers and the children to get out to convince 'em. While they're destroying the compound, they're getting mom and children out, you see. The soft sell is definitely the FBI's way. And anyway, so the major news said that the Branch Davidians started the fire, if I'm not mistaken. Correct me when I go off the story here. All they did was shoot in tear gas? And yet I've seen with my own eyes, and my squeegeed third eye, footage of a Bradley tank shooting fire into the compound, which... isn't that odd that no major news source has picked up on that? You think that's newsworthy? 'Cause that basically means that the government, from the FBI, the ATF, up to Janet Reno, including Clinton, are, um... liars and murderers. Hahahahaha. And wait, there's more. I mean the implications are vast. You know, if the ATF and FBI had any honour, if there was any honour left or dignity on this planet, they would commit hara kiri, while first admitting what they've done, and they'd kill themselves. Because they are liars and murderers. "Oh, we had to bust the compound down 'cause we heard child molestation was going on." Yeah, if that's true, how come we don't see Bradley tanks knocking down Catholic churches? I'm talking if child molestation is actually your concern. "Well there was a methamphetamine lab on the..." No there wasn't.... They don't want the voice of reason spoken, folks, 'cause otherwise we'd be free. Otherwise, we wouldn't believe their fucking horseshit lies, nor the fucking propaganda machine of the mainstream media and buy their horseshit products that we don't fucking need and become a third world consumer fucking plantation, which is what we're becoming. Fuck them! They are liars and murderers. All governments are liars and murderers, and I am now Jesus, and this is MY compound.

The world is like a ride at an amusement park. It goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "hey - don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride..." And we... kill those people. Ha ha. "Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. Jesus murdered; Martin Luther King mudered; Malcolm X murdered; Gandhi murdered; John Lennon murdered; Reagan... wounded. But it doesn't matter because: It's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. Thank you; you've been great.
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Sadly I don't believe anyone has yet written a quine in Malbolge. That would be a wonder to behold.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The late prophet Bill Hicks
I'm so sick of arming the world and then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries then we go and blow the shit out of 'em. We're like the bullies of the world, you know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheep herder's feet: "Pick it up." "I don't wanna pick it up mister, you'll shoot me." "Pick up the gun." "Mister, I don't want no trouble, huh. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, mister." "Pick up the gun." Boom, boom. "You all saw him. He had a gun."

moar I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. "I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs." "I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking." "Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!" "Shut up! Go back to bed, America! Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. By the way, keep drinking beer, you fucking morons."

All governments are liars and murderers. Go back to bed, America! Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America! Your government is in control again. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up! Go back to bed, America! Here is American Gladiators; here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom! Here you go, America: You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!

The Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like...every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make.

I have this feeling man, 'cause you know, it's just a handful of people who run everything, you know... that's true, it's provable. It's not... I'm not a fucking conspiracy nut; it's provable. A handful, a very small elite, run and own these corporations, which include the mainstream media. I have this feeling that whoever is elected president, like Clinton was, no matter what you promise on the campaign trail – blah, blah, blah – when you win, you go into this smoke-filled room with the twelve industrialist capitalist scumfucks who got you in there. And you're in this smoky room, and this little film screen comes down, and a big guy with a cigar goes, "Roll the film." And it's a shot of the Kennedy assassination from an angle you've never seen before that looks suspiciously like it's from the grassy knoll. And then the screen goes up and the lights come up, and they go to the new president, "Any questions?" "Er, just what my agenda is." "First we bomb Baghdad." "You got it..."

I thought the whole thing was an absolute disaster and a débâcle. And if any of you had been watching public access and seen the footage which was not shown on any major news media source... of the tanks, Bradley tanks shooting fire into the compound. Which I think went against the party line story, which was that they shot tear gas in order to help the mothers and the children to get out to convince 'em. While they're destroying the compound, they're getting mom and children out, you see. The soft sell is definitely the FBI's way. And anyway, so the major news said that the Branch Davidians started the fire, if I'm not mistaken. Correct me when I go off the story here. All they did was shoot in tear gas? And yet I've seen with my own eyes, and my squeegeed third eye, footage of a Bradley tank shooting fire into the compound, which... isn't that odd that no major news source has picked up on that? You think that's newsworthy? 'Cause that basically means that the government, from the FBI, the ATF, up to Janet Reno, including Clinton, are, um... liars and murderers. Hahahahaha. And wait, there's more. I mean the implications are vast. You know, if the ATF and FBI had any honour, if there was any honour left or dignity on this planet, they would commit hara kiri, while first admitting what they've done, and they'd kill themselves. Because they are liars and murderers. "Oh, we had to bust the compound down 'cause we heard child molestation was going on." Yeah, if that's true, how come we don't see Bradley tanks knocking down Catholic churches? I'm talking if child molestation is actually your concern. "Well there was a methamphetamine lab on the..." No there wasn't.... They don't want the voice of reason spoken, folks, 'cause otherwise we'd be free. Otherwise, we wouldn't believe their fucking horseshit lies, nor the fucking propaganda machine of the mainstream media and buy their horseshit products that we don't fucking need and become a third world consumer fucking plantation, which is what we're becoming. Fuck them! They are liars and murderers. All governments are liars and murderers, and I am now Jesus, and this is MY compound.

The world is like a ride at an amusement park. It goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "hey - don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride..." And we... kill those people. Ha ha. "Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. Jesus murdered; Martin Luther King mudered; Malcolm X murdered; Gandhi murdered; John Lennon murdered; Reagan... wounded. But it doesn't matter because: It's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. Thank you; you've been great.
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I'm so sick of arming the world and then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries then we go and blow the shit out of 'em. We're like the bullies of the world, you know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheep herder's feet: "Pick it up." "I don't wanna pick it up mister, you'll shoot me." "Pick up the gun." "Mister, I don't want no trouble, huh. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, mister." "Pick up the gun." Boom, boom. "You all saw him. He had a gun."

moar I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. "I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs." "I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking." "Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!" "Shut up! Go back to bed, America! Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. By the way, keep drinking beer, you fucking morons."

All governments are liars and murderers. Go back to bed, America! Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America! Your government is in control again. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up! Go back to bed, America! Here is American Gladiators; here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom! Here you go, America: You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!

The Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like...every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make.

I have this feeling man, 'cause you know, it's just a handful of people who run everything, you know... that's true, it's provable. It's not... I'm not a fucking conspiracy nut; it's provable. A handful, a very small elite, run and own these corporations, which include the mainstream media. I have this feeling that whoever is elected president, like Clinton was, no matter what you promise on the campaign trail – blah, blah, blah – when you win, you go into this smoke-filled room with the twelve industrialist capitalist scumfucks who got you in there. And you're in this smoky room, and this little film screen comes down, and a big guy with a cigar goes, "Roll the film." And it's a shot of the Kennedy assassination from an angle you've never seen before that looks suspiciously like it's from the grassy knoll. And then the screen goes up and the lights come up, and they go to the new president, "Any questions?" "Er, just what my agenda is." "First we bomb Baghdad." "You got it..."

I thought the whole thing was an absolute disaster and a débâcle. And if any of you had been watching public access and seen the footage which was not shown on any major news media source... of the tanks, Bradley tanks shooting fire into the compound. Which I think went against the party line story, which was that they shot tear gas in order to help the mothers and the children to get out to convince 'em. While they're destroying the compound, they're getting mom and children out, you see. The soft sell is definitely the FBI's way. And anyway, so the major news said that the Branch Davidians started the fire, if I'm not mistaken. Correct me when I go off the story here. All they did was shoot in tear gas? And yet I've seen with my own eyes, and my squeegeed third eye, footage of a Bradley tank shooting fire into the compound, which... isn't that odd that no major news source has picked up on that? You think that's newsworthy? 'Cause that basically means that the government, from the FBI, the ATF, up to Janet Reno, including Clinton, are, um... liars and murderers. Hahahahaha. And wait, there's more. I mean the implications are vast. You know, if the ATF and FBI had any honour, if there was any honour left or dignity on this planet, they would commit hara kiri, while first admitting what they've done, and they'd kill themselves. Because they are liars and murderers. "Oh, we had to bust the compound down 'cause we heard child molestation was going on." Yeah, if that's true, how come we don't see Bradley tanks knocking down Catholic churches? I'm talking if child molestation is actually your concern. "Well there was a methamphetamine lab on the..." No there wasn't.... They don't want the voice of reason spoken, folks, 'cause otherwise we'd be free. Otherwise, we wouldn't believe their fucking horseshit lies, nor the fucking propaganda machine of the mainstream media and buy their horseshit products that we don't fucking need and become a third world consumer fucking plantation, which is what we're becoming. Fuck them! They are liars and murderers. All governments are liars and murderers, and I am now Jesus, and this is MY compound.

The world is like a ride at an amusement park. It goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "hey - don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride..." And we... kill those people. Ha ha. "Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. Jesus murdered; Martin Luther King mudered; Malcolm X murdered; Gandhi murdered; John Lennon murdered; Reagan... wounded. But it doesn't matter because: It's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. Thank you; you've been great.
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Bottles of Beer in the same language:

Code:
*** NASTY ENID BLIETON! *** ("bottles.eta", written by Mike Taylor)
	Nutmeg.  Why?  Burnt eats are improved by its characteristic odour
	Nude.  Why?  Runty default suggests it's not such a HOT idea.
vvvvvvvv	Brandenburg tess3r@ct [1-6] --
Sun 3/80: turkey?  Dung-TECH CRT
^^^^^^^^	>>> O! <<<
		Nut grenade CRT
		Drunken quake chum
Uncle handymen: cutesy dust
fungus sell-out (null turkey @ Dung-TECH turf)
	-- puny, ugly, rubbery chum
Brandenburg tesst 504 468
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	(@ Dung-TECH ...)
@unt1e @untie T (Auntie?  And what's with all the Dung-TECH stuff?)
	[Antena 4 ET]
NT *ex -- Dung-TECH turf!
Dung-TECH!!
	[Anten@ 4 (tt) ET]
>> nenaaaenahoenahoenahheniienahienatseniie <<	NT-eat: No optimisation
>>> naaoenahoenatoenaaienaaienatsenahheniie <<<	NT-eat: No optimisation
Ant grenade, truly.
@unt1e Dung-TECH turf!!!
Dung-TECH!!!!
Ant grenad3 set (2 ugly!)
>> nenatoenatoentssenaoheniienahoe <<	NT-eat: No optimisation
>>> nahsenaaieniienatnenatseniie <<<	NT-eat: No optimisation
Ant grenade: truly ugly & cruddy.
Nurture Dung-TECH turf!!!! (it needs watering & occasional feeding)
fungal chute,
	NE [hanten] ->	"concept"
	NS [aeoni] ->	"video"
	NE [hanten] ->	"asymmetry"
	NT[*] ->	"Romeo"
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	  >>>> naaoenaaoentssenaaheniiensae <<<<
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	>>>>>> natnenatseniienahoenataentssentnhe <<<<<<
Antena <- ET,
Runty Jules;
Unruly Czech lantern concept
	2nd toe; 2nd toe; Oo!
	2nd belch => ninety
		*** NEWT!! ***
Hello World in the same language, which also happens to be a poem in Esperanto:

Code:
Nudtim' sekon tusus, 
ecx por najl-luktopecoj. 
Najlan egon av' ami de
l'monatsemo.

Naztuk' ne or', nu, same ondi.
Fi-eo!

Nudtim' helon aux tus' e-on
at-- ne! Onda harero naux tursvedoj.
Ni neontu ordecon. E-o!
That's some goddamn dedication right there.
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I'm so sick of arming the world and then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries then we go and blow the shit out of 'em. We're like the bullies of the world, you know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheep herder's feet: "Pick it up." "I don't wanna pick it up mister, you'll shoot me." "Pick up the gun." "Mister, I don't want no trouble, huh. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, mister." "Pick up the gun." Boom, boom. "You all saw him. He had a gun."

moar I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. "I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs." "I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking." "Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!" "Shut up! Go back to bed, America! Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. By the way, keep drinking beer, you fucking morons."

All governments are liars and murderers. Go back to bed, America! Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America! Your government is in control again. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up! Go back to bed, America! Here is American Gladiators; here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom! Here you go, America: You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!

The Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like...every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make.

I have this feeling man, 'cause you know, it's just a handful of people who run everything, you know... that's true, it's provable. It's not... I'm not a fucking conspiracy nut; it's provable. A handful, a very small elite, run and own these corporations, which include the mainstream media. I have this feeling that whoever is elected president, like Clinton was, no matter what you promise on the campaign trail – blah, blah, blah – when you win, you go into this smoke-filled room with the twelve industrialist capitalist scumfucks who got you in there. And you're in this smoky room, and this little film screen comes down, and a big guy with a cigar goes, "Roll the film." And it's a shot of the Kennedy assassination from an angle you've never seen before that looks suspiciously like it's from the grassy knoll. And then the screen goes up and the lights come up, and they go to the new president, "Any questions?" "Er, just what my agenda is." "First we bomb Baghdad." "You got it..."

I thought the whole thing was an absolute disaster and a débâcle. And if any of you had been watching public access and seen the footage which was not shown on any major news media source... of the tanks, Bradley tanks shooting fire into the compound. Which I think went against the party line story, which was that they shot tear gas in order to help the mothers and the children to get out to convince 'em. While they're destroying the compound, they're getting mom and children out, you see. The soft sell is definitely the FBI's way. And anyway, so the major news said that the Branch Davidians started the fire, if I'm not mistaken. Correct me when I go off the story here. All they did was shoot in tear gas? And yet I've seen with my own eyes, and my squeegeed third eye, footage of a Bradley tank shooting fire into the compound, which... isn't that odd that no major news source has picked up on that? You think that's newsworthy? 'Cause that basically means that the government, from the FBI, the ATF, up to Janet Reno, including Clinton, are, um... liars and murderers. Hahahahaha. And wait, there's more. I mean the implications are vast. You know, if the ATF and FBI had any honour, if there was any honour left or dignity on this planet, they would commit hara kiri, while first admitting what they've done, and they'd kill themselves. Because they are liars and murderers. "Oh, we had to bust the compound down 'cause we heard child molestation was going on." Yeah, if that's true, how come we don't see Bradley tanks knocking down Catholic churches? I'm talking if child molestation is actually your concern. "Well there was a methamphetamine lab on the..." No there wasn't.... They don't want the voice of reason spoken, folks, 'cause otherwise we'd be free. Otherwise, we wouldn't believe their fucking horseshit lies, nor the fucking propaganda machine of the mainstream media and buy their horseshit products that we don't fucking need and become a third world consumer fucking plantation, which is what we're becoming. Fuck them! They are liars and murderers. All governments are liars and murderers, and I am now Jesus, and this is MY compound.

The world is like a ride at an amusement park. It goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "hey - don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride..." And we... kill those people. Ha ha. "Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. Jesus murdered; Martin Luther King mudered; Malcolm X murdered; Gandhi murdered; John Lennon murdered; Reagan... wounded. But it doesn't matter because: It's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. Thank you; you've been great.
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